Gym Humour

Muscle & Fitness Through The Ages

Since the dawn of time man has aspired to physical perfection. Like artists, writers and pets that can play musical instruments, those in peak physical shape are lauded by society. From that dim-witted, strapping neanderthal who could punch a woolly mammoth in the face to the dim-witted, strapping neanderthal who can bench 200kg in your local gym, we worship anyone […]

Quiz: What Kind Of Lifter Are You?

Have you ever felt the need to take a completely pointless and utterly ridiculous quiz to ascertain what kind of lifter you are? Well, today is your lucky day. Come with us, reader, as we take a glimpse into the lives of four lifters, all based on no-one in particular.* As we watch their days unfold like […]

The GymTalk Guide To The 2016 Rio Olympics

Finally summer can begin. With Euro 2016 finished, Europe’s richest racists and rapists can fuck off back to their gated mansions decked out in “tasteless twat” by Rocha John Rocha. Yes, now the actual greatest sporting event on earth can begin – the 2016 Olympic Games. Invented by the Ancient Greeks, who also invented homosexuality, […]

What Not To Wear In The Gym

The gym is a microcosm of society: most people either (a) don’t have a clue what they’re doing or (b) are so egregiously annoying that you wouldn’t think twice about clubbing them to death with a cricket bat and feeding their remains into a sausage mincer. In most gyms, there will be a select few that […]

The Best And Worst Sports For Physique Development

Let’s be honest, no matter what we tell ourselves or others, it’s all lies. “I’m doing this to keep fit.” “This’ll keep my cholesterol down.” “This gym has unisex changing rooms.” While we might all have great intentions and reasoning as to why we go to the gym, 95% of the time it’s all about […]

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