Gym Humour

The Worst Of The Fitness Industry

Like it or not, fitness is now mainstream. When I started lifting weights 10 years ago, if you drunk from a protein shake in public someone would probably spit on your back and call you a c**t. Fast forward to today, and fame hungry slappers from Geordie Shore are clogging up your Twitter feed with bikini booty workout […]

The Biggest Bastards Of The 2015 Rugby World Cup

At GymTalk Towers we really enjoyed the 2015 Rugby World Cup. From mirin’ the hamstrings, to applauding the big hits, to witnessing the courageous efforts of the smaller nations, it was a great tournament. Now, at this juncture, I was rather hoping to make a hilarious joke about the over-achievement of some of the minnows such […]

Political Figures In The Gym

Never has the world been more politically charged; mass migration, nuclear armament and Donald Trump. But how do these political collosi shape up in the gym? Who’s the strongest? Who’s got the most progressive training methods? And who’s most likely to push you in the sternum for asking if you can jump in on their […]

The GymTalk Guide To Picking Up Women

If you’ve clicked on a link to read this blog post, it’s likely one of two things has just happened. If you’re a single male, then you’ve probably just finished an insentient session on Red Tube, and as the post-fap tristesse kicks in, fueled in no small part by your amber-encased keyboard, slight breathlessness and […]

The GymTalk Guide To Music Festivals

Festivals are now a staple of British summertime, up there with disposable barbecues, arguments about office air conditioning and wanting to chin every single Australian cricketer (or, at the very least, hoping their dressing room celebrations descend into a tumult of benzedrine and small arms fire). However, the festival experience is not all roses and […]

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