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Bodybuilders are often stereotyped as self-obsessed, two-dimensional ogres who mindlessly lift slabs of metal in their vainglorious pursuit of aesthetic nirvana. They are creatures of humdrum routine, dieting, exercising and sleeping with an eye on the clock at all times, day-in-day out, like Buddhist monks on swole, hungrily eyeing their goals through tunnel-visioned spectacles. As […]
Bit of a throwback to the 90s with this article. This is probably the kind of thing you would’ve done to determine ‘Which Member of S Club 7 Am I?’ (Jo strangely enough – then again she was the most butch.) So I’ve decided to make one based on bodybuilding. All you do is work […]
Imagine if Kermit the Frog had a one night stand with an Asian Jay Cutler and produced a love child. You’ve just imagined Frank Yang. A man with seemingly nothing else to do in life than try to consume his own body weight in spring rolls and chase speeding trains along platforms à la Tom […]
Yes readers, it’s that time of year again. When all the foreign football players have stopped wearing gloves and long sleeve tops it can only mean one thing… Summer is coming! And if you’re anyone that’s anyone, you need to be in tip-top condition to rock a vest for that one week of the year […]
Summer means one thing for bodybuilders up and down the country: Getting topless at every possible opportunity. Grocery shopping – topless. Lunch break at work – topless. Nightclub dancefloor – topless. Funeral of a beloved relative – topless. And with “suns out guns out” weather just around the corner (although I live in the UK […]